"I could squeeze just a little harder.. and it would all be over. It was an accident, yeah. I had a muscle spasm. 'Hh god what have I done?', I'd say. A few years in therapy, me sobbing all over national television, and we're back on track. Yeah.. just a little harder."

Chucking her over the edge, now that woulda been rage.

Definitely does not "rage".

Dude and his daughter were minor celebrities here in Philly when this happened like FOREVER AGO.

Nope.

Portal of reasonable and appropriate reaction?

I don't care about the description, that's adorable.

A broken clock is right occasionally.

2 for the cute

I voted this up in the hopper for cuteness.

I feel good now.

Why the assburgers tag?

D'aww.