This is completely amazing if you just assume that this is Vic Mackey a few years before everything started to go south.

Then he jams the pen into the scrotum of a drug dealer.

Holy god, I had no idea that was him. He really got his shit together getting in shape.

He eats food! He signs report cards! He balds! Sometimes he goes to crime scenes in search of pens! He's the Commish! CBS is your destination for excitement this fall!