This is how women really are.

Isn't it awfully nice to have a penis?
Isn't it frightfully good to have a dong?
It's swell to have a stiffy?
It's divine to own a dick,
From the tiniest little tadger,
To the world's biggest prick.
So, three cheers for your Willy or John Thomas.
Hooray for your one-eyed trouser snake.
Your piece of pork, your wife's best friend,
Your Percy, or your cock;
You can wrap it up in ribbons,
You can slip it in your sock.
But don't take it out in public
Or they will stick you in the dock.
And you won't come about.

Needs a "what hell sounds like" tag.

story here http://tinyurl.com/ylkyvx9

I was really hoping that by the end of the clip the crowd would have cleared out and the store would be completely stripped of all its merchandise. From 0 to cartoon in 1:40.

lock the doors from the outside and gas the fucking place

WOMEN BE SHOPPIN'

Here we see the European Finless Piranha in the midst of a feeding frenzy. In mere moments, the victim will be stripped down to the bone.

I saw a couple men in there. The really visible one is near the end, craning his neck around.

They all deserve to be trampled.

The howls of the damned.

This is why mobs are dangerous. Never forget the power of a mob motivated to do _anything_, even something as completely banal as buying fucking clothes.

It's like someone digitally removed the blood from Dawn of the Dead.

Might be clever to have an "opening day" price where everything is twice as much.

This is what the crazy lady cats are scared of.

Once more unto the sales, dear gals, once more;
Or close the aisles up with our women dead!