I dunno, looks dangerous.

Maybe it's the German in me but that made me lose my shit.

Pharoh's Popped Monocle would be a bitchin' band name.

No gameplay shots :(

Billy Chrystal gets into games.

Jew gem.

Inexorable forward march of time.

If your mother knew you were wasting your time making Nintendo parodies on the internet instead of studying for your exams right now, it would kill her.

It would absolutely kill her.

If you are an Elf you don't need Everdraed's Yarmulke of Infravision but you have less constitution.

Okay I lost it at the kosher hot dog.

That's right, your worrying Jewish grandmother is now tiny and can fly. And she follows you around all day, going "Hey! Listen! Why didn't you go to law school?"

It's just like Miyamoto to add on three new dungeons to an existing game and act like it's something new.

There's no way I'm the only one that thought it was a mashup of Zelda and Ultima 3 and came away disappointed.

I think Shamgar used the Warp Whistle to defeat the Moabites.