Jesus H. Christ. I found myself leaning back from the monitor and she leaned in for closer inspection... its like she can *smell* me. Truly frightening.

Needs "What Hell Sounds Like" tag.

Five stars for Twippopotamus. I've been trying to not be as free with my stars, but that is a great word.

It is unforunate that it has become aware of its audience and of itself.

The obvious preparation that went into this video: the use of makeup, the lighting, the warnings to turn down your speakers and insincere apologies for her hysterics before she even sees the trailer: all of this is the behavior of a creature that knows it is in a cage and knows how to get attention.

Unlike its other videos, we aren't watching a stupid animal jumping in alarm at the sound of its own brain farting. We are seeing a trained monkey perform something rehearsed.

This is a less interesting flavor of human failure.


Five stars.

The Hampire returns...

i'm calling that the Twippopotamus 46 and pretending to be a tween

also this is really nerdy but did anyone play fable 2? she looks like the demon doors

I don't like the internet anymore.

also i believe "wtf england" is an operative tag

I like how in between the screaming and switching into Tom Arraya like vocal shifts, you can here the dialogue of the trailer in question, it sounds so fucking sophomoric and juvenile.

It makes her reactions even better, knowing something so cornball sounding can make them go into hysterics is all kinds of funny.

Within the same token though, I fear APE_GOD has a point, as I recall her never wearing makeup or attempting to doll herself up, and it does appear lighting in this vid is set up to be more...flattering I suppose.

Hey, it's Roberta Z'Dar!

I do want to watch "Twilight," but only as God intended: With the Rifftrax running.

That said, I really wonder if this... thing... has read the final book. I've seen several summaries, and if they're accurate, the movie will be such a craptastrophy that even fanfic.net would turn away in shame. Among the points I've seen raised:

1. Bella and Edward have a kid, half human, half vampire.
2. During the pregnancy, the baby kicks and breaks Bella's spine.
3. Edward vamps her so she's undead now, too.
4. When the kid is born, whoever the wolf-tween is that's hot for Bella sees the baby and "imprints" on it. Yes, he falls in love with his soul-mate, a baby.

So... I guess the babyfurs will love that one? But pray, what of the Hambeings? What of their greasy needs?

"If you bump into me on the street"

Well, that wouldn't be too difficult...

I'm not watching this all the way through but I gotta five it for the fact she both-hands-to-mouth gasps the very second she started the damn thing. Really, girl, how could anything have possibly even happened yet?

Needs an "ACTING!!" tag.

take away everything that is good and pure about Monique and you have this.

When the arms move, the EARTH SHAKES

Look, I'm just as excited about the Helios release as the next person, but this seems to be a bit over the top.

What, too soon?

I like my vampire movies with Kristy Swanson and Toad the Wet Sprocket, thanks.

I appreciate her volume warning

Isn't this what the main character was supposed to look like in the book?