That alpaca can't surf for shit.

What a stupid animal.

Waterboarding.

What's with the water-realted animal meanieness lately?

YOU'RE A FUCKING DISAPPOINTMENT

There's a reason alpacas haven't been the subject of surf rock songs.

That man has trained an alpaca to patiently sit on a surfboard until it's close enough to shore to jump off and swim home.

Well, I guess that's one way to wash your wool. Must be a pain to comb and card, though.

"and sometimes they eat them..."

Surfin' Alpaca Safari was not one of the Beach Boys greater known songs, but it's nice to see it still gets remembered.