HAHAH--

-- oh, you weren't -- oh, yeah.

Yeah me too.

So get out there. Go to book stores. To Game stores! To Game STOPS!!

Seriously though, does he actually believe everything he's saying? I mean this guys LIVES online.

Hey Chris,
How are you going to socialize at those places when you've been banned from them all? And who are you going to meet, besides trolls, who is interested in talking about Sonichu?

In any case, I wish you a happy life away from the Internet.
See you next week.

While this was the least retarded thing he's ever done, it's only going to be a couple of weeks before his new YouTube videos start coming out.

Anyone want to start a betting pool on how long it takes for Chris-chan to break and post stuff on the 'net again?

3... 2...

Stars for the greatest troll ever. This man is a genius, and I am sure that after tucking his kids in bed, he goes, films one of these, and then goes to bed with his wife. Masterful.

Long Island Iced Teas. Not Margaritas.

I hate myself for knowing that.

Chris is going to return, he's obsessed with his e-fame regardless of the origin of said e-fame. He still thinks he can make money with sonichu. He has learned nothing from all the trolling, he's just scared of how fast the trolls react these days. He will be back in two weeks, and the show will go on.

Implying that he's an e-fame whore misses the mark, I think. Maybe it's true, but it's also obvious he doesn't understand why he's e-famous. He thinks it's because of Sonichu. The trolls are a secondary annoyance in his mind. That's why he will be back. Again, and again, and again.

True, is not just for the e-fame, but he loves it. He doesn't understand why he is famous, but then again, if Chris understood at least half of the stuff he's doing, saying and the consequences of all these actions he simply wouldn't be in this charade anymore.

Every time someone says "Good for Chris. I'm glad he's finally getting outside. Hopefully this signals a positive new direction in his life," the dude is like three weeks away from something absolutely insane.

You just said "Road with god."

so, God is Chris' co-pilot?

dont forget the bear

No. Via con Dios means go with God. The word for road is calle. The use of 'via' as a synonym for road is idiomatic.

Didn't you ever read Cervantes?

vaya con lady gaga

Almost as fascinating as a cat eating a lego piece.

The Ghost of Cat Video Past made a comment.

Chris-chan didn't leave the internet, he just became an electronic ghost.

whoa

It's Johnny 5 Stars! I've only ever seen him one other time! He is the spiritual guardian of poetv and only appears every couple of years to deliver a pithy verbal bitchslap to someone who has given a perfectly good video an unjust rating. That person then becomes The Biggest Asshat on Poetv until Johnny returns to bestow the title on someone else. You can't do anything about it, monkey. You've been *chosen.*

CONDEMNED VESSEL

I give him a month tops before he comes back.

How can you say that about a guy who provides soo much free entertainment?