They are foolish to bring a kungfu vampire on tour. All it takes is some chicken eggs to knock him back. Just watch out that you don't throw a duck egg because they don't work. Once you've got him beaten back, you throw a bowl of dog blood on him and blast him back into his coffin.
But, wait, I thought they eschewed "mainstream" music and fans! Surely, they should be angry with him for mistaking a common clown for the insane posse variety!