My experience, which yahtzee neglected since he doesn't play multiplayer:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AuMK0ca99cI

The "rascally children" simile is a work of art.

Loved the demo, not so much with the full game. Hardly any maps, loads of snipers and near invincible spawn raping choppers.

DUST

I would totally play an FPS that offered a gravy cannon as a weapon.

Saint's Row 2 has a poop cannon that you could pretend was brown gravy.

It does sort of miss the point of a multiplayer game when he refuses to play multiplayer, though, doesn't it? I'd like to see him review Counter-Strike: Source with the built-in bots.