A HOLE IN THE GROUND HIS THEATER I FOUND, JACQUES C'S INFERNAL HORDE.

THEY CAPER.

THEY BANTER.

FORMING HUMAN PYRAMIDS.

ALL TO PLEASE THE INFRENAL HORDE WOOOOOOOOOAH WOAAAAH WOAHAHH

HIS NAME IS JACQUES COUSTEAU.

I have seen GWAR live four times, which eight hundred and seven times too few.

This makes miss Beavis and Butthead.

GWARBAMACARE.

When did PoETV turn into Ogrish.com? Shocking!!

Anyone who's been to a GWAR show knows that the only true "GWAR shirt" isn't sold at the merch booth - it's whatever shirt (preferably a white cotton one) that you wore to the show, forever after stained by fake blood, fake semen, and real sweat.

FAKE

I've only gotten to see them twice. It won't be the same without Slymenstra though. They're gonna be doing some shit in NYC pretty soon, which is only like an hour away :D

I opened for them once. Class act.

I would give anything to be around the stage crew as they set up.

"Mark, take a look at the #3 penis prop's pump valve"

"Blood squirt seems fine"

"Check the others"

"Semen pressure check. Pus check...oh okay it's the pus tank that's acting up. Check all the hoses again."

This is from Day of the Dawn of the Night of the Penguin.

Best recording I've heard of this song. I always dug the more punk Gwar stuff, then the Zappa-like Gwars stuff, then the metal Gwar stuff.

Too bad they left behind their punk and oddity-rock roots for just the straight metal stuff.

Also? They pal around with ICP now.

This right here is truly from their heyday of the blood.

Gwar was the first show my wife and I went to together.