If anyone has read "Coin-Locker Babies" by Ryu Murakami and thought the bit about the chick keeping a gavial in her bathtub was too far fetched...

They could have been talking about a fucking rabid wolverine, and they would still use that music, way to make everything delightfully bubbly.

They didn't show dinner time. I bet this guy buys cats by the dozen.

This program brought to you by Bad Idea Jeans. I winced when they brought the gator to the kindergarten.
Also, interesting choice of kanji for the company name.
和=　harmony, peace
仁　=　humanity, benevolence, charity

Cayman-Kun > Pan-Kun

Prehistoric Maru.

Thanks for the Alligory tag.

It's like having a huge leather doorstop for a pet.

I guess an alligator is the pet you get when you're worried a cat would care about you too much.