This is for the Let it Ride Bean Bowl, as that sounds like something not to far off in KFC's future.
Here's hoping the Double Down makes it country wide, just so I can hear in the ads the announcer enthusiastically say "colonels sauce" without one hint of irony in his voice.
How this is different from chicken parmigiana:
-- not on a plate
-- wrong kind of sauce
-- includes bacon
-- meant to be eaten with bare hands
-- served through a window
For the sake of clarity and not unintentionally depriving someone of what is otherwise a good thing I must state here that my rating takes into account all the other awesome WFMU Best Show stuff that could have instead occupied my 4 minutes.
Wait, I'm sorry, what's the deal? A comedian is unable to come up with 90 minutes of material while dicking around on a radio show and it's EPIC FAIL LOLZ for Patton Oswalt because of that?
5 for Patton Oswalt.