"Ahh lahk hospiil fewd cuz Ahh wuz rayzd ahwn frahd payg's feet frum th Winn Dixie."

Do check out this guy's YouTube channel; he's running for president.

PoeTV: looking for the perfect retard, every step of the way.

Hospital food doesn't always taste bad, but it always costs way too damned much.

The orgasm groan halfway through did me in.

Hospital food has a bad rep. mainly due to most people being in hospitals due to obesity, heart disease, diabetes or a mix of the above, in which case your fat ass is put on a diet of not very tasty food.

If you're in a hospital due to injury, they give you decent food, it's not amazing, but a hospital is not a fucking restaraunt.

I was anticipating an "mm-kay" somewhere in there. I mean is there a person on the planet who has a closer resemblance to Mr Mackey? He's even from Colorado for christ's sake.

It's like a lost scene from True Stories, but without music.

Something tells me he's not really an expert on what makes good pizza. Don't they put gravy on it in the South? I bet they do. And Kraft singles.

As someone who has never lived in the US, I must say that the fact that a patient in one of your hospitals can order pizza has always fascinated and slightly frightened me.

Also, five for this guy and augias' comment.