I was a bit bored with this one, I usually expect better stuff from Carmen. This was just sort of a bland 007 rip off.

Then the message from Mission Control began and earned it five stars. And what the heck, a half star extra for the villian actually looking like he practiced his fight moves.

That is some awesomely nonsensical technobabble.

It's great for blowing up metal doors, bolts...abortion clinics.

I'm sorry, what the hell is this?

He's agent '3:16' and his mission is '3:16'! Well that's got to be some sort of amazing coincidence.

Agent 3:16
Mission Ass

I keep seeing this as some sort of awful Christian Torchwood where all the gays are frustrated and in denial. I'd like to see this mythos overlap with Metalocalypse.

Black men singing a capella? So much more entertaining than random images and discouraging texts!