I know this is observed way too often, but: "Schizo Kid and Cat 400" = excellent band name

I was thinking they should fight crime. Schizo Kid and Cat 400 could be the post-CSI hit the world's been waiting for.

Cat 400 would be the world's most advanced cat robot, with the strength, knowledge, and bathroom requirements of 400 cats. He's the muscle. Schizo Kid would solve mysteries by screaming at the evidence until it begins to talk to her. This works every time. Because if TV has taught us anything, it's that horrible mental disorders = super detective skills.

Their headquarters could be called "The Litterbox."

hell yes....Wednesday told her to kill people with power tools

Anyone got the link?

Here's the POEN link: http://www.poe-news.com/forums/sfs.php?fi=000081360

If I may indulge myself, here is my paltry contribution to the topic: http://www.poe-news.com/forums/sp.php?fi=U10071&ti=1002058294&pi=1 002058294

You may not.

I always got extra raisins for my imaginary friend. He was a greedy asshole.

That being said, how do you determine if a 6 year old is schizophrenic?

You ask Cat 400.

I've seen one. Oh man, they are a different level altogether. This girl I knew specifically believed she was the virgin mary some days. Most kids can at least recognize that they're pretending.

For extra depressing, child onset schizophrenia is one of the worst mental disorders to live with because, since it started so young, you can never have hope of ever differentiating between real life and the voices inside your Barbie dolls. It's the only life you know.

ADHD. This girl just needs some Ritalin.

and then you slap down your barbie dolls and sulk away!

^^ And there we have it.

It's funny because when I see your posts it often seems to amount to big blocks of the word 'fart' arranged into paragraphs.

aww sug! you know i kid!

I've actually seen this whole interview (this was a highlights reel) and Oprah comes off as personally offended that the insane 6-year-old didn't want to sit still for her stupid interview. You should hear the comments she makes to the kids parents at the studio after they show the interview. Oprah is a fucking case.

There's only one way she could be worse. She could use words like "douchefag".