For some reason the painted woman yells "Stop! Please stop!" and yet Hard Gay's vicious assault with the human body's single most vulnerable region continues.

I want to see a UFC fighter try this.

You know how when you hear a word repeated enough times it just becomes a funny noise?

I love that the woman sounds like she's the one being violated. Maybe she's had a past experience.

BOC KO

I distinctly heard her screaming "GO NINJA! GO NINJA!"

Thank you, Riskbreaker. You are a maker of miracles happen.

Man, the related videos are so hot. I can't stand it.

DANCIIIING

YAHOOOOOOO!

In this case, literally.