Urburos  - 2010-04-14
I ordered and ate one of these today. I continued to taste the sandwich 30-40 minutes after having finished eating it and finished my drink but was unable to remove the salty taste. One and a half hours later I felt a severe pang of guilt and took on a comatose slumber.
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Urburos - 2010-04-14 I went with original to increase the possibility of my "sandwich" being able to hold together when squeezed.
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The Mothership - 2010-04-14
From the newscaster stumbling over her lines to the drawly sandwich assembler to the drawly fitness instructor to the college kid eating the thing ironically to the fat-ass KFC media relations guy to the doctor eating at KFC un-ironically; this is POE turned into a delicious sandwich.
Do not breathe this.
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Aelric - 2010-04-14
...and a special sauce *crazy eyes*
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BHWW - 2010-04-14
The Double Down is like something out of a fast-food commercial parody come to horrible, horrible life.
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lucienpsinger - 2010-04-14
I'm sure Patton Oswalt needed new material anyway.
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Rodents of Unusual Size - 2010-04-14
The Onion sure has been on a roll this month.
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glendower - 2010-04-14
I like the college guy. What's his angle? Is he being ironic? Is he a free-market libertarian? Is he doing this to get laughs back at the dorm? A wonderful mystery.
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millerman13 - 2010-04-14 I'm assuming he's being semi-ironic. He's a left-leaning apolitical guy who loves fast food.
He's a jazz musician in Louisville, if that helps. We've been good friends for a long time.
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HankFinch - 2010-04-14 Isn't that the direct opposite of ironic? He's very direct and clear that he's doing something unhealthly on purpose because it tastes good.
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Caminante Nocturno - 2010-04-14
You can eat the double-down, or you can retrain your self-respect. You can't do both.
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tmavomodry - 2010-04-14
is it a surprise that KFC Public Relations man Rick Maynard is a lardo?
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Xero - 2010-04-14
Its not even a damn sandwich! Next to come to fruition, "The Luther".
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chumbucket - 2010-04-14
I've mentioned this before but when I lived in Louisville I worked for a company that hosted taste testing for KFC prior to product roll-out...basically collected around 100 human guinea pigs from the area (or ARE-EEYA as they say down there). So I'm pretty sure this guy was NOT the very first in the city to eat this thing, or any other disgusting concoction the Colonel's soldiers invent.
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pastorofmuppets - 2010-04-14
dietary fat : body fat :: dietary cholesterol : blood cholesterol
Not that you'd catch me anywhere near one of those things, but it's not that many calories. There are almost as many in a McDonald's grilled chicken sandwich.
http://content.nejm.org/cgi/content/full/360/9/859
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pastorofmuppets - 2010-04-14 I think they said it was 1400 mg, right? That's fine as long as you don't eat for the rest of the day.
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Zarathustra00 - 2010-04-14 Additional fun facts:
1380mg sodium corresponds to 3500mg salt.
3.5g ~ 3/5 of a teaspoon for table salt.
This is just over half the RDA of salt for a 2000 calorie diet.
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boner - 2010-04-14
It's so big. It's fuckin' great.
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memedumpster - 2010-04-14
Kentucky hates you all, eat KFC.
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poorwill - 2010-04-14
Disgusting, but let's be real: nobody would have a problem with this if it was exactly the same only it came in a bun.
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pastorofmuppets - 2010-04-15 without the bun it just looks like something somebody ate half of and threw out
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nemeses9 - 2010-04-14
"540 calories"
Oh well, that's not so ba-
"1380mg sodium"
Jesus fucking Christ.
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