Why does cereal suck so much nowadays?

blaxploitasty

A touch of brown sugar indeed.

I pity the poor fool who don't eat my cereal!

Why did my parents allow me, even encourage me, to eat cereal like this?

Mr. T died for your sins.

So did some kids, apparently.

It still makes me amazed to think how the marketing people managed to delude the general public to believe that sugar-coated corn is a "part of a good and balanced breakfast"

It's cool.

I didn't know this was real. I thought it only existed in Pee-Wee's Big Adventure. I thought they just made a fake box and got a bunch of Ts from Alpha-Bits.

This would be an amazing thing to slip someone rufies in.

"GOOD MORNING, PEE-WEE!"

I think this song inspired half the songs sung by Trey Parker.