You shut your fucking mouth. Gene Scott is a rock picking, headband wearing, saxaphone playing, porn star marrying, cigar smoking, monkey band having genius.

Yeah, plus he spoke like five languages. Glenn Beck is still having trouble with one.

Gene Scott was an amazingly insane old coot. I think among the sermons my grandmother listened to, was the idea that the giants built the pyramids, which she told to me in all seriousness. Gene Scott also taught about how the Illuminati and UFO's were connected in an attempt to bring about the Apocalypse and antichrist.

Let's see Pat Robertson try that shit.