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Desc:Lonnie tours the local Target
Category:Nature & Places, Fashion
Tags:fat, Target, why the terrorists hate us, Lonnie, DatsWhatImSayin
Submitted:Syd Midnight
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Comment count is 19
Syd Midnight
At 1:40, Lonnie intrudes upon an old mans personal space a bit
"Intruding upon an old man's personal space a bit," is the single least exciting action ever.

Syd Midnight
Going though a stranger's grocery basket in front of them to mocking their choices is pretty hardcore, even for Lonnie.

God bless Lonnie and the things he does for us!

images of the future
Love you, Lonnie.
It's a little disappointing that Lonnie wasn't ranting live and direct in the supermarket, that would've made this the best Lonnie video yet.
The Mothership

Lonnie appears to be getting more self-aware lately. Early videos had more of a stream of consciousness flow to them; in this one it seems like he's performing to an audience whose expectations he is anticipating.

Still funny as hell though.

what the fuck is this
That voice...talking about parking spaces...It's Scooter from Borderlands!!! I wonder if someone has ruined his mother's girl parts as well!
Oh..and 5 stars!

Half of the reason to go to Walmart is for the cheap items; the other half is getting to watch people in fatty scooters roll around. I'm glad that someone else has noticed this.
Rodents of Unusual Size
If anyone could get the terrorists to love us, it's Lonnie.
A sadly unexplored resolution to the war on terror.

i can't get into lonnie anymore now that i have kingsley in my life
Preview of the next PoETV schism.

i am totally team lonnie!

Spit Spingola
A lot of this video is is actually inside Wal-Mart. HOAX.
Somebody told this woman it was Ugly Shoe Day.
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