What's with him walking back and forth like that? It looks like he's doing the Hokey Pokey.

Christ he bleached his hair.

This one had me begging him to please god stop.

HEY GUYS

BECAUSE I LIVE ON A VAN NEAR THE RIVER!

I try over and over again to watch these, and I simply cannot do it. Its not as if I don't want to watch them, and then say I can't. The impulse to make this stop overrides any other source of willpower.

This man does to comedy what ugliness has done to my sex life.

Whenever I see this guy, I wonder what his neighbours go through.

HI FOLKS BILLY MAYS HERE!

MYAN!

1) He's wearing cutoffs.

2) Less than 45 seconds in before first squating and thrusting.

3) Repeated yelling of random words = punchline.

This would be positively endearing if he were only 6 years old.

I want somebody to splice the audio from this with that old Maxell commercial of the guy getting blown away in his living room.

And did I hear someone chuckling around 2:30? Dear god, he's getting encouragement.

NANU NANU

NANU NANU

He pleads with his with every movement, every desperate rise in volume, every thrust, every reminder of the thing we're supposed to notice he just referenced in a joke. He's just begging for this to mean something.

words fail, buildings tumble