I'd hit it.

In a sexual way.

But seriously.

Why waste your effort on a shovel? What you need is a HAV-A-HART trap baited with peanut butter, and a bucket of acid.

Do you think all that cocaine is going to pay for itself?

Nah, it's all those Brown Sugar Fountains.

no one needs money this bad.

Maybe David Cross owes lots of money to people who are threatening to cut off his feet?


... Like anybody needs feet this badly.

From Wikipedia:

"Responding to critics of his decision to appear in the critically panned but enormously profitable Alvin and the Chipmunks, Cross noted that the film paid for a summer home,[14] and more than "all my other projects combined: book, TV show, the two pilots, Year One, yeah."[11] Cross reprised his Chipmunks role in the film's sequel."

Five for fluffy's research. I think we'd all do the same thing in David's shoes.

Christ why are these horrible movies worth so much?

Can't blame him though. Not really.

You confused Britney with Beyonce OMG!!!


OMG!!!

Speling haz nevur bin meye stawng soot.

I'm pretty sure that even if the furries don't like this movie they will still jerk off to it. But they'll fap to an MS Paint animation of a dragon eating a cheerleader, which also cost about million less to make.

No.

He's like Rowan Atkinson: You should watch him for his standup and some of his TV appearances. Avoid the movies.

Rowan Atkinson was good in "Keeping Mum".

Usually, yes.

**********!!!....................................

...and I'm spent.

your childhood asked for it by being dumb and dressing like a slut