If ,500,00 to ,000,000 just for the missiles is affordable to you, could you send me ,000? Try looking under the seat cushions of your couch, I'm sure there's more than enough just sitting there.

That's a big investment for something we would most likely use on the guys standing right next to us as soon as the words "chat cabal" are used.

The scramble for the launch button when someone one-starred the wrong video without commenting, Jesus. Or used the wrong term to describe a garden-variety dumbass.

I'm pushing random buttons all around me hoping it's the right one right now.

The music at 4:10? Gladiator?

Definitely Pirates.

WTF kind of warheads were those? If you have sub-nuclear godbombs, who cares how you deliver them?