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Cat lady syndrome.
She looks like a crossdressing Patton Oswalt. Hold on, are we sure this isn't actually Patton Oswalt in a dress playing a prank?
Caminante's law: Short of a blatant display of humor, it is impossible to tell the difference between a crazy fat lady and Patton Oswalt playing one as a character.
"ooooh that looks like a real baby foot!" cut to daughter saying "i think there's something wrong with her"
Purchasing differently-colored dolls is the same thing as adopting and loving actual babies from all over the world
A tribal witch doctor on eBay will imbue your baby doll with the soul of a Iranian orphan for 20 bucks
They aren't different colored. She's that special kind of Midwesterner that thinks that people from Canada and England are ethnic.
Are you implying that people like Angelina Jolie and Mia Farrow aren't also completely insane?
fuck the human race
I have been! This whole time! ...well maybe not the WHOLE time, but you know
Well stop it!
Kill it with a burning axe!
:( I said sorry.
I pity the garbageman that finds those in a trashcan the day after their eventual divorce. At least he'll get a nice horror story out of it.
they will never be divorced. if he isnt bothered by it now, time will just make him more and more malleable.
This guy has to be leading some kind of secret life. No man puts up with a family like this without having whores or cocaine or something on the side.
She's like a character a horror novel from the 80's would be centered around THE DOLL KEEPER
Dollman vs. Dollmom.
They have real spines so you can shake them to death!
I've always wondered how many traded spouses actually bang their replacements, or if it's ever destroyed any marriages.
well for shore, no one is sleeping with the doll lady.