Torrential Penis Downpour in Middle Tennessee

This kind of weather rubs me the wrong way so much that I just can't hold back. Sorry to explode like that, some times I get a little testy. At least it wasn't out in the ocean, those poor semen have to deal with enough.

P.S. I was talking about my cock.

SolRo

- 2010-05-03

The system is obviously in its climax stage.

namtar

- 2010-05-03

You laugh, but middle Tennessee really did get fucked. There's been massive and historic flooding.

SolRo - 2010-05-03

did tennessee swallow? i heard she does.

Twitch

- 2010-05-03

...and I ain't gonna stop laughing till it's me on here, covered in flames and horrific scars and carrying the harlequin baby my ex-wife just left me with.

Camonk - 2010-05-03

You would keep laughing if you knew the people who live here.

Trust me.

Or there, cause I'm not in Dickville.

Jet Bin Fever - 2010-05-04

I have the Cumberland river in my backyard right now, but I still think this is funny.

Oktay

- 2010-05-03

That was no accident.

James Woods

- 2010-05-04

Our God is an awesome God
He rains from heaven above
With wisdom power and love
Our God has an awesome dong

Herr Matthias

- 2010-05-03

Five stars because after a weekend in which Nashville doubled the previous record for rainfall in a day, a few dozen people died, cars underwater on the interstate, and numerous people without flood insurance totally fucked because this has NEVER HAPPENED BEFORE, it takes a weatherman drawing a picture that looks a little like a dick to get people to take notice of this over the New York bomb scare, the Pittsburgh Marathon bomb scare, and (horror!) a water main breaking in Boston.

glasseye - 2010-05-04

WAAAAH, IT RAINED A BIT IN MY CRAPPY STATE!

namtar - 2010-05-04

glasseye: at least 22 people are dead, entire neighborhoods have been destroyed along with businesses that might never open again, there are gas shortages, people have been advised to boil their water, and power outages are still widespread.

Except for the loss of life, all of this is fixable, but something that cannot be repaired is the fact that you're a worthless piece of shit.

Wander

- 2010-05-04

BUT WE HAVE TO BOIL OUR WATER FUCK DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD THAT IS

THEN IT IS ALL HOT SO WE CAN'T DRINK IT

dead_cat

- 2010-05-04

When the flooding's so bad that they're evacuating the Naval base, that's when you know it's serious.

namtar - 2010-05-04

Wander: Yes, because water quality being fucked up isn't a problem at all. You're an idiot.

glasseye - 2010-05-04

Deluge of dongs = dicks returning home to roost?

glasseye - 2010-05-04

The fact that there's a naval base in a land-locked state is extra hilarious.

Sputum

- 2010-05-04

Wait wait wait a minute. I think we can agree that looks more than a little like a dick.

Old_Zircon - 2010-10-05

I love that a few days after this argument, it came out that there was never actually any danger of the water in Boston being unsafe.

Xero

- 2010-05-03

Stars for "deluge of dongs" tag.

rustedmutt

- 2010-05-03

Cloudy with a Chance of Genitalia.

ogmisce

- 2010-07-16

hahahahhahaha

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