In a nutshell: "Atheists are bad because they get laid more than me."

Also: Fun with video filters!

You're right. I want to punch him. His name makes me want to punch him even more.

God does cramp my style.

of course, I don't wear a railroad coal shoveler's hat.

Meeting girls = Darkness = Evil.

Speaking of internal motivations for belief systems....

Yeah, but your Jesus took it upon himself to cure all sin EVER through his deeds by the own words of your stupid ancient book, so shut the fuck up and let me get back to FUCKING WHORES AND DOING COKE.

5 for making me want to punch the monitor. You assholes.

But then, it's a soothing thing knowing that some douchecannon out there is so desperate to convince me of the existence of his imaginary friend he's whining about it on youtube and bitching about people wearing paternally embarassing eyeliner....

...all the while blabbering on in a voice on the edge of sad, lonely tears in a bit by cut bit frame of overexposed light.

Pot, this is Kettle, over.

and they say atheists are smug...

brock lawley sounds like a gay-porn name. not that i have a lot of knowledge of gay-porn actors, but hey i'm not judging either, just sayin'.
here's what gets me about this guy, and others like him. they think that their god is impotent. they must, because they seem to think that their god needs their personal help in converting more souls to salvation or whatever.
so, which is it... is your god a real god with omnipotence, or is your god a limp dick that needs your pathetic excuse for assistance?

Wow, Christianity's only been trolled since the Internet existed, it's about time they catch the hell up and troll back.

So how many of you got mad at the Christian troll? Hee hee!

*applauds*

DARRR!!! MY BONER MAKES ME HATE GOD!!! DARRRR!!

Brush my teeth? Shave my beard? Waaaaah?

What gets me is that Xians (and, well, I guess whomever else too but I don't get told my Muslims or Jews or Zoroastrians that I'm going to hell as often) always use this argument, or something similar

1 - Make up a point.
2 - Find random Bible quote to 'prove' said point.
3 - Repeat steps, increase volume as needed.

Ha! Joke's on you! The eyeliner's not why I embarrass my father!

PS: This sounds like an elaborate attempt to get some Christian chicks to bang him.

I love how he say's atheists are just trying to help the "cattle".

Kinda a step down from the old "sheep" anology, eh? At least sheep flock. Cow's just follow one another into the slaughterhouse.

Why is this guy so happy in his belief that God punishes people for getting a little pussy? Why should getting some piss god off so much?
Their version of God is such an asshole.

I agree. It's pretty obvious that Odin is the Allfather. Don't turn your back on him or Sleipnir will trample you.

Christian Community College Hipster STRIKES BACK!

Maybe I'm crazy but it looked to me in some shots that he was wearing eyeliner......