Darkseed

His voice is a steel-wool q-tip reaming out my ears.

I just like Superman's mullet.

Turns out this game was made by Blizzard.

The mullet gets five, but this game is no Fighting Masters.

"Beat-'em-up with Marvel characters."

Am I a nerd if this was the thing I thought was funniest?

Makes Gilbert Godfried sound like sweet honey vanilla smeared over a smooth sexy silky Nubian princess.