Yeah I thought he had some pet preying mantises, so I was disappointed.

me to :( minus a star for the misleading.

BUT I FORGOT TO TAKE THE STAR OFF

"And yeah I p-did spend a bit of dough on my grill, but you know what?"

Source: http://www.cogsdev.org/cwcki/I_Pimp_My_Ride.MOV

Why does he always sound incredibly stuffy?

That gynecomastia is out of control!

He is slowly transforming into his ideal woman. She is bald, apparently.

What in the fuck? I knew that there were people out there who had an unhealthy obsession with the guy, but that wiki is insane. Among other things, there are transcripts for every video.

Chris is the Kim Keister of Web 2.0

All these youtube videos... I miss the beauty of Geocities pages.

Oh, and play all of the content he's downloaded, putting his parents 00 dollars in debt over it.

He bought DLC for game he didn't even own. I doubt he used most of it anyhow.

How could you possibly know that? I'm not calling you a liar, I'm just seriously interested in how you acquired the knowledge that Chris Chan has DLC for games he doesn't own.

http://www.cogsdev.org/cwcki/Chris_and_money
http://www.cogsdev.org/cwcki/List_of_Chris%27s_PSN_game_downlo ads

Since Chris-chan uses the same password for everything, trolls have little difficulty documenting his online presence. I was, however, incorrect. Much of the DLC was for games he's never played, but still owns.

He could have read the wikis.

I either didn't see the above comment or it was posted before I hit submit. In either case, sorry.

I agree. Please just FUCKING STOP CWC.

When he finally posts a video of him getting a job interview, after life finally pushes him to start fending for himself, I may just try to watch the "Cat resucitating his friend", out of fact that I feel that Imay have been just as self-centered, trusting and naive as this fuck was.

I think this is a pretty close revelation as to why there are people who are against harassing

GOD FUCKING DAMN IT, obviously his parents are not to blame for him spouting out anti-semitism to a game store clerk in a last minute bout of spite. Maybe it's his friends

LIKE FUCKING HELL!! He most likely surfs the same forums every day, obviously in a place where racism is not tolerated in HUGE doses, but neither party would be aware of it if it were diluted any farther, but whorish enough to be so naive to take in pop culture references that are way past their prime

Grandpa was right, ANIME IS KILLING US!! It really is the most non-sensical drivel that has been created since that 4 year old got a number one song hit. Anyone who thinks high of themselves and wants something new could easily get trapped into that crap. If they were properly disillusioned said scene.

But how do you go about starting that?! Anyone here feel disillusionment can have a dominoe effect? I think it can. Where should the parents start? No more Hot Pockets? You can only get hot pockets if you get a job and buy them yourself? I mean, yeah, the video games are the main source, but I don't think he has that much will to take THAT challenge with a brush of his shoulder.

His parents really need to ween this poor guy off some how, if they even pay attention to him that is, and fast before they don't have a choice. He's fucked his life on-line and in direct consequence RLTY, he literally feels like you could expect his body to be dragged out of a drainage ditch in a poor attempt to avoid wind-chill.

Are there any web-sites about the parents for this fellow? Seriously, there can absolutely be no way this fellow has lived so long on a hobby of cartoons and video games.

>His parents really need to ween this poor guy off some how, if they even pay attention to him that is, and fast before they don't have a choice.


We're on the cusp of 30 years with the kid never having to face real life. He's incapable of showing remorse or learning from his mistakes. It's time to write him off as a lost cause.

Don't his parents get money from the government because he is autistic and unable to hold a job?

The only kind of job this guy will ever get will be for being a disturbing internet personality. I wouldn't be surprised if some game website paid for him to go to E3.

He does qualify for social security disability, but there are jobs (without any personal interaction) that he could do. There are programs to help people with handicaps find jobs. There are people far worse off than him who work and lead reasonably successful jobs.

He went on social security disability because his folks told him he'd make more money that way. He's a loathsome, lazy welfare cheat who abuses the system.

http://www.cogsdev.org/cwcki/PS3/How_the_PS3_is_Hacked

Everything under the newest header and the third header from the bottom tells you everything you need to know. Under the second header shows the original reveal - under bottom-most header is the revealation that that reveal was partly phony (for teh LULLLLZZZZZZ).

So basically they've got him taking apart his PS3 thinking it will keep his account safe?

It seems very possible that the phony picture was 'insurance' - although Chris found out about the hack, the picture tricked him into removing the wrong thing.

http://gawker.com/5383962/marge-simpsons-playboy-spread-creepily-f anboyish

What, do you say "war-an-tee" or something?