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Desc:Just hanging out, slashing up cardboard with a knife.
Category:Accidents & Explosions
Tags:knife, sword, white people, cold steel, backyard warrior
Submitted:fermun
Date:05/08/10
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Comment count is 34
Camonk
You can judge a man by his enemies.

This dude's enemies are made out of cardboard. Just sayin'.
Goober
Extra star for the dropping blinds. Neighbors like this guy make me afraid of home ownership.
Lauritz Melchior
Ooh. Good catch!

garcet71283
These stars are for you Goober, you beautiful, observant bastard.

takewithfood
Dropping blinds? I see a garage door close at the very end, but that's it.

James Woods
yeah, whu?

The Mothership
Well spotted.

phalsebob
I'm wondering who would be the worse neighbour, this guy or the ones who let their two dogs shit in the backyard so much and never clean up that after a few years their entire yard was one enormous dog mega-turd that had melded together until we had to phone the city on them.

I suppose the dog shit wouldn't stab you, so there's that.

mashedtater
the dog turd guys i think. i doubt this guy could stab you either.

Volbard
I have to admit, that would be terrifying.
Mister Yuck
What is he trying to prove to 'gun guys'? That if you surprise stab a cardboard guy with your knife, that cardboard guy will be hell of stabbed?
Suedeo
He is trying to express that within a certain range (apparently 21 feet) a knife can be more effective than a firearm.

I carry a folding knife (not Cold Steel), and sometimes I feel an urge to make a YouTube video showing off how cool and handy it is. I never will.

If I'm at the mall or Disneyland or a Dodger game and I see a bad guy dip into his messenger bag and pull out a MAC-10, my destiny has arrived. He's killing me, and I'm killing him.

SolRo
I carry a folding knife too. Its 1.25 inch tempered steel blade makes short work of any attacking plastic packaging.

Xero
I'm wondering who would hide behind a bush or tree in the park and charge me with a knife. I'm also wondering about "gun guys".
sosage
Hiding behind trees? Those were plowed down in order to prop up your McMansion community.

I would have accepted, "hiding behind the car in the spot our HOA has designated as being a no parking zone I GOTCHA HIYAH!"
Vicious
So single story modified ranch = McMansion now? Good to know.

Scynne
I'm left wondering: why is this the 21 foot "rule?"
THA SUGAH RAIN
FYI: That is the avg time and distance it takes for someone to unholster a weapon.

Volbard
So, it's better to have a knife? Are those quicker to draw, or are you supposed to block his knife with your own?

The Mothership
Um, has nobody else noticed that he clearly identifies his knife as being manufactured by Cold Steel? Tag, please.
The Mothership
Also, note the swing set; this man has children, or wishes to entice them into his backyard.

The Mothership
'Being' meaning, 'having been'.

pineapplejuicer
i was gonna say, i wasn't ready to rate this until he busted out his cold steel

oddeye
There is no way in hell he was moving fast enough to not get shot point blank in the chest. He'd have to surprise some pretty inept boy scouts to stand a chance.
BorrowedSolution
I think he's counting on fighting another tragically inept soccer dad from around the block, so he should be alright.

petep
fucking HIKERS
Robin Kestrel
^ 5

Yeah, you can tell he's thought about this. A lot.

Jet Bin Fever
If only his opponents could duck, roll, block or sidestep he'd be in one hell of a bloody business.
pastorofmuppets
Or be standing 21 feet, 6 inches away.

mashedtater
and..its gone
THA SUGAH RAIN
Your erection?

mashedtater
dont make me beat you up sug! you know i totally could!

Old_Zircon
Just hangin out...
Old_Zircon
This guy, and especially this video, is still among my absolute favorite things ever posted here.
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