Ooh. Good catch!

These stars are for you Goober, you beautiful, observant bastard.

Dropping blinds? I see a garage door close at the very end, but that's it.

yeah, whu?

Well spotted.

I'm wondering who would be the worse neighbour, this guy or the ones who let their two dogs shit in the backyard so much and never clean up that after a few years their entire yard was one enormous dog mega-turd that had melded together until we had to phone the city on them.

I suppose the dog shit wouldn't stab you, so there's that.

the dog turd guys i think. i doubt this guy could stab you either.

He is trying to express that within a certain range (apparently 21 feet) a knife can be more effective than a firearm.

I carry a folding knife (not Cold Steel), and sometimes I feel an urge to make a YouTube video showing off how cool and handy it is. I never will.

If I'm at the mall or Disneyland or a Dodger game and I see a bad guy dip into his messenger bag and pull out a MAC-10, my destiny has arrived. He's killing me, and I'm killing him.

I carry a folding knife too. Its 1.25 inch tempered steel blade makes short work of any attacking plastic packaging.

So single story modified ranch = McMansion now? Good to know.

FYI: That is the avg time and distance it takes for someone to unholster a weapon.

So, it's better to have a knife? Are those quicker to draw, or are you supposed to block his knife with your own?

Also, note the swing set; this man has children, or wishes to entice them into his backyard.

'Being' meaning, 'having been'.

i was gonna say, i wasn't ready to rate this until he busted out his cold steel

I think he's counting on fighting another tragically inept soccer dad from around the block, so he should be alright.

^ 5

Yeah, you can tell he's thought about this. A lot.

Or be standing 21 feet, 6 inches away.

Your erection?

dont make me beat you up sug! you know i totally could!