this looks pretty boring

a repeating CLEAR animation that will make you cut yourself after the 4th one

Ok Stan: truth or dare?

........daaaare.

That thing is a total smooch slut

I remember when this came out, it got really low ratings and everyone said it was terrible. Now I can see why it got such a low rating. Are all these people zombies? Is that why they're going underground after you kiss them? Why is he kissing zombies? What the hell is going on?

hnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn

Soooo... you've got the choice of kissing the GIRL, or the crazy man in a diaper with a rocket on his head. Whoever was playing made the wrong choice.

wuh.

"Oh Japan" tag to the white courtesy phone please.

Unplayable without the game's manual, which is a full walkthrough!