Doctor Arcane  - 2010-05-15
You know, if you were aboard an alien starship mingling with aliens, wouldnt you want to maybe ask for a full head of hair and some alien orthodonture?
I mean I'm going to be a galactic representative, I'd insist on a 13 inch dong and 6 pack abs.
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oddeye - 2010-05-15 Yeah I would ask for a robotic superbody BUT I would want my ambassador to represent the common man.
Balding, gap-toothed, fat assholes basically.
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Doctor Arcane - 2010-05-15 It's like the television show V, where all the reptilians are disguised as hotties. No one wants ugly PR people.
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manfred - 2010-05-15
I wonder if he ever had sex with a beautiful Sirian lady science officer? Years ago I read John Mack's (Harvard psych professor) book about various alleged "alien abductions", and it turns out almost all of the cases feature major sexual elements.
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pastorofmuppets - 2010-05-15
Did he put reverb on his voice or does he just live alone in a huge empty house?
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garcet71283 - 2010-05-16 He's not alone. I'm sure he has cats.
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Camonk - 2010-05-15
Did they teach you to use powerpoint, bro? If so they need to study some good powerpoints more, cause your slides are way too busy.
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Riskbreaker - 2010-05-15
I prefer my crazy alien-obsessed people to be hot ladies.
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Cleaner82 - 2010-05-15
Sirius business.
Oh ho ho.
Oooooh ho ho ho.
Oh ho ho ho ho.
Mercy.
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Rudy - 2010-05-17
Hey, I went to school with Ummac Dan! That guy was an animal!
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The Mothership - 2011-10-19
he knows nothing of motherships.
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