They're on E right? I mean, that's the only way they made this.. well this! They've got to be tripping balls right?! Somebody, say it ain't so!

Oh now this is one of the best things ever created.

There is a LENSE FLARE on his SHIRT.

Huh. Turns out that filthy floor he's sitting on is actually a horrible comforter on a bed.
Also, I think my ears are bleeding.