Oh I get it, meth makes you psychic

I admire that young man's enthusiasm

i call flaming queen

Yeah, he's just REALLY REALLY gay.

Too bad Bob didn't have a pitbull to sic on his spastic ass

He's just retardacising

Worst prizes ever.

I hope someone shot him with a tranquilizer dart during the commercials.

I vote really, really gay + really, really cocaine

"OH! OH! OH! OH! YES! OHOHOHOH!" Christ.

I always thought it was cheap the way they let the crowd give suggestions to the contestants...

The sort of person who makes this show what it is.

OMGOMGOMGOMG GUMBALLS! I WILL BE THE TALK OF THE NEIGHBORHOOD!!!!!

Elvis Costello NOOOOOOOOOO

Man, he is gonna have a spiralling downer when he realizes that fireplace is only faux marble

Also: there really, really needs to be pee puddles on the stage everywhere where this guy has even looked at.