Somehow this makes all the loser guy shit I do seem OK. It could be worse, I could be doing this.

if i've ever seen a paid studio audience, thats it. btw, is she going bald?

YOU GET VAS E LINE AND YOU GET VAS E LINE TYRA SMASH

It's not nice to poke fun at the audience for not getting cars. Also, she's fat.

How...much...coke?! Dear GOD.

I like her boobies

Ho. Lee. Shit.

This must be what Jonestown was like....

Wait, what do we get again?

Replace Tyra with an actress and you've got a perfect Oprah spoof for your sketch comedy show.

This woman has a face made for radio.

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Damn Tyra Banks, ruining my dreams of a roomful of happily screaming women breaking out the vaseline

what

What is wrong with the top of her head? And... well everything else?

was this actually aired?

vaseline + bedazzler = ??!?

THESE VASELINES ARE WORTH A HUNDRED DOLLARS

She's making fun of Oprah, people. (Not saying she's not crazy.)

She looks bad because she's not wearing makeup.

Learned: Vaseline is used on the face. Tyra Banks is hot despite her face. Oprah needs Vaseline.

Ok, so it's a spoof. I still want whatever drugs Banks is having. And possibly Vaseline.

The way she says "vass-uhhhhh-leeeeeeen" makes me laugh.

I know this was originally submitted ages ago, but it's worth noting that while this was a parody, Tyra Banks' show has since evolved into completely serious batshit insanity.

WHAT IS GOING ON

what the fuck just happened?