you live forever folks if you die early folks

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you live for ever folks if you die early and uh if your dead and alive at the same time its a possibility you live for ever if you die early and diet soda makes you die folks. lord forgive me.

"Please forgive me lord for committing alchemy"???

"And I shouldn'thave toldyouIwasn'tgoingtomake more videosbecausemyparents would getmadifthey knew I was makingifiwasmakingvideos AWWWWWWYEAAAAAAH"

I want to throw a harpoon into his skull.

that diet ain't working

Well, *something* got him high as hell, I agree with that part.