AAHAHAHAHAHA

This is how all Lady Gaga looks to me. I lost my shit at the first "Ra ra..."

3:15
I'm not watching the rest of this because I just found out Rue McClanahan died.

I think she's had quite enough ugly and disease already.

Guh, fucking theater students.

I love the "Caught in a Wal-Mart pressboard shelving unit... of love" bit.

But guys! She just needs her big break and she'll be a STAR!

Gothic Lolitta is the best this to have ever happen to fat, frumpy chicks.

These stars could be on the merit of the pressboard closet plus curly eye-tick makeup alone.

2:08 *Freeze* and *Enhance*

That, my friends, is the saddest cameraman ever.

Do I have to watch the real video for this to make sense?

This is exactly what lady Gaga would be like if she mumbled, had no rhythm, was tone deaf, and ate a lot of pizza.

She has a prettier face than Lady Gaga. What's the opposite of a butterface, anyway?

Five stars because she explodes at the end.

Next time on Arrested Development

Okay, fine. You're going to make me say it aren't you. Fine.

This 'bad romance' cover is very amusing. I hope you're happy.

-3 stars for poetv making me more familiar with Gaga than I would ever want to be.

i feel like we're going to find out this is a fake in the next couple days. I hate viral videos for making me so joyless when it comes to these things.