splatterbabble - 2010-06-06
This happens to me when I go out for Thai food.
"You're gonna love me, I have all the spice and noodles you crave, but the heartburn you get at 3am will have you remembering me for days to come!"
"Oh no, not me, I've been in this steam tray all day and no one wants me. If you have me now, it'll just end in misery for the both of us."
"Hey, big boy, I'm new here and I like the way you look. Would you like to have a taste? I'm vegan and so delicious. In two hours you'll be hungry for more."
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