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Why doesn't the alien need gloves or protective gear? So fake.

The whole movie is like this. Just one long session of unintentional hilarity and groan-worthy shit.

Martial arts with a non human form, I really like the concept actually. How would something fight if it's joints bent differently, or it's muscles worked differently, or it didn't have an easily constrictable airway, or it didn't keep it's brain in an exposed and relatively fragile case with all it's sensory organs on the outside.

This... this is a relatively poor implementation of that concept.

My favorite part of this movie is how an episode of babylon 5 stole the plot.

Evolution is a sadistic bitch.

I thought this was the end of Coneheads.

Hey, I starred in this movie, seriously.

This whole thing was shot in Cinecitta, Rome. I must have been 9 years old at the time and me and my then girlfriend were chosen to play the part of random future city street urchins, which basically meant they dressed us up in rags and we had to run around the sets chasing each other and playing.

We once stole the huge rubber head mask of one of the aliens, which had two cables that controlled the eyelids. For some reason, each cable controlled each eyelid separately (God knows why they'd want that thing winking). I dared my girlfriend to stick her finger into the mask's nostril and when she pulled it out it was covered in black goo, which made her run away crying.

This film was such low budget crap that I had never seen it to this day, I thought it had never been released or something. Thanks!

P.S.: When I was a kid I thought this guy and Dolph Lundgren were the same person.

what are you talking about that thing doesnt look like a hob-

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I don't some prick named "Steve Armstrong" representing the human race, okay? Do I get a vote?

I own this on VHS.

I wish this had been longer.

I still fully believe that the alien is scratching his ass during the entire fight like a dog with worms.

"Oh there they go. There they go, every time I start talkin 'bout boxing, a white man got to pull Steve Armstrong out their ass. That's their one, that's their one. Steve Armstrong. Steve Armstrong. Let me tell you something once and for all. Steve Armstrong was good, but compared to Shipoja Xaxx, Steve Armstrong ain't shit!"

"He whipped Shipoja Xaxx's ass."

"Mm hm he whipped Shipoja Xaxx's ass."

"Fuck you, fuck you, and fuck you! Who next?"