I have a feeling that her life wasn't that swell before American Idol 2010 had its say.

For the guy in the back.

A naked guy, dead animal decor, and a fat ass screaming at the TV. 'MERICUH!

"why the terrorists hate us" tag?

At first I was sad for her.

But then I started laughing.

If she gets this emotional over TV, she deserves that kind of disappointment.

when you get the point of fat where your paunch rests gently on your flubbery cellulite thighs, the government should grind you up and feed you to the homeless.

who's with me?!

Oh god, the whole gut/thigh placement makes it look kind of like her gut has a gut - a sub-gut if you will.

I bet he did tell her, too.

I didn't think people actually did the "NOOOO!" scream in real life.

But then again, this woman is such a cartoon, I think she may actually count as fictional.

Her only way to get what she wants is to heft the remote in warning, the plastic totem both the source of her only pleasure and the instrument of her vengeance. Immobile as she may be, her throwing arm is not to be trifled with, and her spawn is easily cowed into submission.

Where's the "White People" tag?

Even though it appears to be fine for everyone else, if for some reason this wont load for you, here's the link.

Linko - http://www.break.com/index/fat-chicks-life-ruined-by-american-idol .html

For some reason I expected an actual animation about a couch cushion, wow, was I surprised.

Ain't that America...

This made me get up and walk around just to prove to myself that I could.

Who is filming this?

for, "fuck you teenage whores!"

KKK

I wonder if this is how she reacted when the doctor told her naming her son "Predator" was worth re-considering.