'Hey did you see that cute BP commercial during (insert popular primetime show) ? Suddenly I cant remember why everyone was so angry with them a while back.'

Brings new meaning to "HERE COMES THE GRAVY PIPE."

maybe the government should approve drilling in your forehead

It takes place so deep because they got the easy stuff much earlier on. Peak oil, blah blah whatever.

They would find no oil there, just lots and lots of gray matter.

Cena marrk, you can't honestly believe that crap, can you? There are not any more restrictions on shallow water drilling than there are deep water; it's just that there isn't any left near the coast. The places where you CAN get oil are fast drying up. Educate yourself.

Cena wants to be a corporation when he grows up. Then he'll have all the rights of a person, without any of those pesky responsibilities.

Did you even watch the video? This oil gusher that went on for 9 months happened in 200 feet of water, and exactly the same containment methods BP is using 30 years later failed then too. Even if your crackpot theory was sound it would still be irrelevant.

They would find no oil there, just lots and lots of fecal matter.

All the same we take our chances, time after time tricked by circumstances.

I liked the comparison part, and she's right about nobody having any new ideas for stopping the spill.

If Billy Mays was still with us, I'm sure he'd have found a way.

And yes, Rachel, when you abstract away all of the details of particular proposals, they do all just start to sound like "clean it up." How... newspersonlike of you.

That's ok, just wait a couple months and then make some public statement about wanting to kick asses.