Link to said meltdown please? I only visit PoeN maybe once every 3 years.

Link, plz. POEN is like the kitchen sink... when I'm bored, I piss all over it.

Probably true, but that still puts them a few notches above the pseudointellectual masturbators on PoeN.

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Keefu on the subject of videogames:

"poetv is populated by contemptible, infantile video game nerds"

"did you know video games are a dullard escapist hobby of no worth and value what so ever"

"Ocarina of Time was a huge leap forward in terms of presenting a huge, open 3D world to explore and adventure in. It also had a lot in the way of impressive art design, music, and atmosphere. We already had a discussion on POE-News proper about how why FF7 was impressive at the time too. Sure, nostalgia and nerds often go hand in hand but that doesn't mean there wasn't something to it originally. Snobby nerds are pretty tiresome themselves."

Headshot!

(Yeah, I thought I'd throw a video game reference just to perpetuate the stereotype that Keefu puts on us.)

I do think it's pretty funny for self-absorbed pricks to make fun of other self-absorbed pricks because they aren't the same shade of being self-absorbed as you'd like.

There are self-absorbed pricks everywhere. It's life. Get over it. Cry me a river. Here's the worlds smallest violin. Here's a blankee. Have a pacifier. Baby want a nappie?

There's no hate like that between two pseudo-intellectuals just because they can't agree that relativism was more important than primitivism in 19th century Prussia (or some other obscure topic that no one cares about).

I shouldn't say this because I'm actually curious to see this fagdance progress - but once you start making fun of people on the internet by being a people on the internet, you might want to just exercise, do some walking, and get some fresh air.

You know what they say about arguing on the internet...

I'm going to ban you all.

This is a Rodney Dangerfield movie.

Now poeTV is only worth .

y'all mad

i'm going to show you all, i'll become the best PoeTV user ever when i'm not trolling!

For the video, and not for drama

I haven't watched the video, but I'm giving it three stars.

For the drama, not the video

Buck up, soldier! We've all got to try and do our part for a project of this magnitude.

It's Fark.com for Ph.D's in European medieval history, Swedish literature, pre-Socratic philosophy, etc. who are bitter about not being able to get a professorship anywhere. It was created by Chet to soothe this outcast segment of society while they sat behind their registers at Barnes and Nobles during slow periods.

OMM was funny and got horrible so we moved to PoE.

PoE was funny and got horrible so we moved to Poe-News.

Poe-News was funny and got really horrible so the cool crowd moved to PoeTv.

Just a word of warning: the final stop on this train is Facebook.

Yes, "cool crowd", is that what you call basically ROUS and yourself

At this point, poenews should be an exhibit on poe red. Seriously. I don't think I've ever encountered such a catty, pathetic assemblage of the broken and miserable in my entire internet career. At this point, the site is basically anaerobic. I wish they would quit bothering Chet with their petty nonsense.

Also, if people quit saying "faggot," the internet dies.

YOU PEOPLE

Some people just can't deal with a site that has cats on it.

Nearest I can gather people didn't respect you at all on PoE-News, with possible exception for your photography, and even then your detractors could legitimately bring about qualms were often legitimate failings.

It looks like you're trying to denigrate a bunch of people because they didn't like you, Enjoy. You were disliked in PoE-News for many reasons, and you dissappeared after objecting that people were taking away your right to ay the word 'faggot'.

That makes me feel bad enough about this whole situation that I'm no longer being denirative as I'm trying to communicate with you. You may well be the first person on this site I feel compassionate sympathy towards, disliked for the very act of simply being himself by the repugnance of that very self.

This is me being civil, Enjoy, and I've never started troll shit with you. Your behaviour is baffling and you're trying to start something under false pretences. Stop.

You just typed all that, and your internet e-handle is Billie Joe Buttfuck.

Yes I did, person who says 'internet e-handle'. And it's all apt

Really, Udderdude, that was really dopey insight.

Yawn, borefag found in isle 6, borefag found in isle 6.