I'm going to show you the greatest thing your eyes have ever beheld. He was a king and a god in the world he knew, but now he comes to civilization merely a captive - a show to gratify your curiosity. Ladies and gentlemen, look at Kong, the Eighth Wonder of the World.

Sure, blow all your budget on the gorilla costume and look what happens

Why is Fay Wray dressed like Granny Clampett?

Did that alligator just fart at me?

The dance at 2:22.

I know it's kind of lame to comment on the attractiveness of a video's female lead, but I really do like how Fay Wrachandra has a total muffin top going. It's endearing.