Needs to be a modern military FPS.

Needs camera shake, blood splatters on the lens, etc.

Thanks, I had almost completely purged this from my memory banks.

This game bombed (lol) spectacularly so I think they learned their lesson

Making Bomberman (fucking *Bomberman*) grimdark is about the dumbest thing in the whole world

I like how the voiceover guy sometimes says Bomberman like it's a last name.

There is no way that scream would ever make you want to rip your eardrums out.

Luckily, everyone who thought that was a good idea was blackballed from games forever. Now if they go to a friends house when a Boggle game is going, they are just glared at until they leave.