For evil.

My favorite part is how he politely pushes past fake Lincoln.

"Siddown, Abe. I got this."

This is like something straight out of Mr. Show.

5 for the dude at 1:18

this is what james longmarch would say if he were alive today.

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Please God let him have a public feud with Glenn Beck, that would be icing on the cake of this crazy.

is it just me, or did every single one of those people look lobotomized?

So he just wanders away from his own ad and some doughy guy starts singing.

Hey Abe, what do you call it when a privileged over-class of landed whites uses both laws and an outmoded appeal to tradition to keep an underclass of minorities and poor in servitude so they can't afford basic necessities that would allow them to advance their standing?

No, Abe, don't say slavery! GODDAMMIT!

What would have happened if Rufus gave his phone booth time machine to a miserable racist asshole instead of a pair of affable stoners? Apparently instead of chilling at the mall and learning history, this guy uses his access to men of yore to impatiently badger them into agreeing with his ridiculous arguments.

Calculated viral qualities abound, which should at least succeed in getting his name out there.

More than the one standard verse of the Star-Spangled Banner = better than you at being American. Or something.

Hey, Abe, what do you call it when you send the armed forces to the South to subjugate racist separatists with violence and death?

Abe? Put down the rifle, Abe, we can talk abouURRRKGHH!!!

"Hey Abe, if somebody is FORCED to worth for months to pay taxes so a COMPLETE STRANGER can get a free meal, a medical procedure, or a bailout, what is that called?"

"..."

"Well?"

"Okay, what was the question again? Somebody is forcing another person to work for months to pay taxes???"

"Okay, what's it called when one man is FORCED to work for another?"

"..."

"Slavery?"

PICTURES OF THE HOLOCAUST!!!

did he just equate paying taxes with being in a Nazi death camp?

?!?!

Working for months to pay taxes? Does he know how taxes work?

"HEY ABE, Let's forget for the moment that you instituted the first federal income tax, and pretend that you agree with me!"

"We shed a lot of blood to end that in the past..."

Doesn't he mean that the Northern states shed a lot of blood to end slavery and put down an open revolt of Alabama and the other Southern states? Or is it part of the tea party history curriculum that Alabama was a sleeper cell of the Union army?