this guy's main problem meeting women: he's gay.

"Movie star athlete Ivy League grad worst person in the world." This Boolean expression can be reduced to "no shit."

Do you know what makes me the angriest? I someone were to kill this guy, they would get in trouble for it!

"He's trying to turn being called out for being an obnoxious asshole into greater fame and exposure for himself, and we're here to help him with that"

I believe this needs an aspergers tag.

I know someone exactly like this. Except he went to a state school, happened to pick a good major and now lords it over all his friends. There's a disorder for this kind of behavior, I know it.

I WENT TO AN IVY LEAGUE SCHOOL

I AM ENTITLED TO YOUR PUSSY

He is doing everything he thinks society requires to be successful yet is unable to make simple conections with other people. He will eventually decide to punish society for not accepting him. He will exact his revenge on the vulnerable. He will become a serial killer or a CEO and take his revenge.

TFL

This proves that Patrick Bateman would never survive in the information age.

Pure douchebag; match.wrong indeed

Also: "This could happen to you, if it could happen to an ivy league grad and someone with an IQ like mine..."