I think he had to walk really far one time, and it permanently altered his gait so that he cannot strut. so he resents people with cars who still have the ability to "strut that ass"
But then chauvinistic and bill clinton...ah fuck it
It'd be great if there was a pamphlet you could get in the doctor's office about struttin' that ass, with charts like "starting speed vs. effective strut distance" and whatnot.
I'm kind of glad this didn't go that viral. It's still funnier than other stuff that got more popular in these years. This guy and that japanese guy who crushes cards.