Didn't even have to watch the damn thing

Science is bullshit because of probabilities.
Atheism is bullshit because it's not scientific enough.
QED

Just for that preview image, does "it" have a name?

what the hell am i looking at

This message is brought to you by audio and video capturing technology and distributed by a world wide computer network. You cant trust evil science and knowledge for it might try to capture a fart in a bag.

My stars are for his accent, which I'm certain is faked. He just wanted to sound like he was some philosopher/scientist type.

There's no way I can argue with ultimate scientific proof of this caliber.

This thing fucking hypnotizes me.

This and bananas being hand-shaped, I'm sold. I'm gonna start going back to church, right after I get my life together and I don't live in the bathroom anymore.

DAMN IT!! He's discovered our Achilles Heel! Or rather, our Achilles Butthole.

Religion has always been centuries ahead of modern science when it comes to accurately measuring global flatulence.

Science is just guessing. Oh, shit, wait, am I a scientist now?

Determined Drunken Dropout Delivers Damning Diatribe, Deduction Deterioates During Decrees.