"Our nation is DEAD!"

Who cares. It's just Canada.

What's the censored 6 letter curse word?

I can't think of one that fits.

If a giant tsunami wave is about to crash into you, and you've got no chance to escape why not look at the palm trees? They're pretty, and you're about to die.

May i suggest my "Go nwo go!" tag?

" of course, all this is happening under a 1984 grey sky, that we've had for the whole last month "

...is that what happens when your nation dies? the color leaves the sky and the unimpressed woman with leopard-print glasses bitches about a lousy parade?

Can you imagine being her boyfriend and forced to listen to that constant bitching about moon men and parades? F that, bro.

"Look who's here. Ronald McDonald. Our nation is dead. WAKE UP."

And then the guitars kick in.

I wonder if TheTrutherGirls ever tried to recruit that crazy Russian woman with scurvy into their order and just received packages of dead animals and numbers scrawled on notebook paper back.

shut up lady, you're embarassing us

If you are on Youtube they can read your mind, lady. You need to keep movin, on the streets, never sleep in the same place twice! Oh, and cheap wine confounds their mindtrack technology.

I was eating some ice cream today, and the New World Order came along and knocked it right out of my hands. Damn you, New World Order.

I wish there really was a one world federal government.

Oooh You are dark!

I guess she'd make more sense if they were rolling missile launchers down the street. But instead we see marching bands and corporate clowns.

I spent my Canada day in my uniform, shaking hands with people from all over my city who wanted to thank me for my service. I spent time talking about the incredible experiences I've had serving my nation, working with very professional, very friendly soldiers, sailors and airmen from other excellent countries like the United States (you USN boys are fucking hilarious), Great Britain and Australia. Then I went to the titty bar and consumed a large quantity of alcohol.

If this moo'ing cunt would cease her discontent for a moment and try contributing instead of bitching, she might be able to take a little more pride in this amazing country I call home. I want to punch her in the throat every time she says the word "patriotism."

She reminds me so much of the no-class Canadians who spew vitriolic, contemptuous jealous rhetoric towards the Americans. Goddamn clueless cunt.

i like turtles

the wrong kind of crazy