Some of them Marimba Queens look like they could have used a little less royal inbreeding.

Phyllis, having no sense of rhythm or eye-hand coordination, could not be trusted with the mallets.

So they gave her an instrument that is the musical equivalent of white-noise.

tink-toonk-bloop-bloop Oh this is kind of relaxing
tink tink tink Okay that's really probably enough maybe vary it up a little
tink tink tink BOOMP BOOMP BOOMP tink tink tink
STOP IT YOU AWFUL PEOPLE

is marimba the antithesis of sadness?

can bass playing induce epilepsy?

will I ever get this song out of my head?

Where are they now? Decomposing.

I mean jesus look at their god-damn noses.

Marimba is even more confusingly captivating live. You actually want to touch it.

bass player's got the devil in him!

Five for the bass player.