I like the options menu: "Shuffle, walk, sit."

That thing can really shuffle pathetically!

One small step for a cyborg...

Baby steps onto the elevator... baby steps onto the elevator....

This is really the type of thing that you would want to see tried out on monkeys first.

We've got a long way to go. What they should do is chop off all that dead weight flesh and give him real bionic legs. That would make it more agile, you could probably also have a special version for diving and flight. I'm good at drawing so I'll make the drawings and you nerd types can do the math stuff.

He's awfully proud of his bulletproof legs.